Retreats + Events

  • Single – $995.00
  • Double – $845.00
  • Quad – $695.00

Date & Time Details: The retreat will begin with reception/opening circle at 4:30 on Thursday May 14th, and conclude around 11am Sunday, May 17th after breakfast and closing circle.

Location: The Ponderosa Guest Ranch

Address: 2183 FM 1749 Forestburg, Texas 76239

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logistics: If you are flying in...The ranch is approximately an hour and 15 mins from DFW-Dallas Ft worth int'l airport and an hour and a half from DAL-Love field. Opening circle is 4:30pm on Oct 1st, and retreat concludes around 11am on The 4th, so please plan flights or drive time accordingly.

payment: A $500 deposit is required at the time of booking. Payment is due in full 30 days prior to retreat time.

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Half Moon Retreat- A retreat for women

With Lori Klinger

May 14 - 17, 2020

 Join us at the ranch for this HALF MOON retreat! 

Escape to the countryside and enjoy some well-deserved downtime. The healing powers of wide open spaces and the peace found in nature is second to none. Enjoy yoga, longhorn feedings, campfires and connecting with like-minded yogis. And outside of our scheduled activities, you’ll find plenty of time to go “off-campus” and explore the nearby wineries and adorable town square of Saint Jo!

The half-moon carries with it potent teachings and my personal mantras around BALANCE. How do we merge the yin and yang of our lives? How do exhibit our feminine and masculine energy? How do we find the illusive midline and moderation in all things? Those fleeting moments of finding pure balance in our lives are so beautiful…we find ourselves immersed in the “flow”. During this retreat we will learn not only how to find balance, but to retain it. Deep introspection is the key. We must not only be accepting of where and who we are by practicing radical self-love, but we must also accept the burden and responsibility to create real and lasting change. Lets do this work together! Be our guest for this retreat with a Texas twist and prepare to unleash your inner cowgirl! Namaste’ Y’all!

What’s included?

3 nights accommodations in one of four cozy cabins

All cabins include-

  • AC/Heat
  • Private en suite (with private OUTDOOR shower only)
  • All linens and basic toiletries/hairdryer
  • Tea, coffee, water and snack stations + mini refrigerator
  • 6 ft porches for hang time
  • A communal fire pit and gathering spot under the oaks

All meals, snacks, + non-alcoholic beverages – chef-prepared (omnivore and vegetarian options available)

Twice daily yoga/guided meditation and/or breathwork

Yoga props (mats, straps, blocks and blankets)

Daily longhorn feedings

Stand up paddle boards and canoe on the pond

Campfires and s’mores (weather/wind permitting and assuming no burn bans are in effect)

Cornhole tournament/scavenger hunts

Roping dummies

Farewell special event with acoustic music

Option to hike and explore 160 acres

Stargazing/sunrises/sunset/peace and quiet

What’s not included?

Airfare and airport transfers

Massage/body work (add-on)

skeet shooting (add-on)


Alcohol. We are BYOB for those of legal age to consume alcohol.

Join us for some down dogs, downtime, and down-home FUN! GIDDY UP!


Lori Klinger
Lori Klinger is the owner/operator and lead yoga instructor at The Ponderosa Guest Ranch. She has been a dedicated student of yoga for almost 20 years and has enjoyed teaching and leading retreats since 2004. She is a natural teacher with a passion for sharing the gifts of yoga. She offers a unique blend of uplifting, heartfelt insights and an introspective, yet playful practice that leaves her students feeling refreshed and inspired. With the perfect marriage of movement and attention to alignment, she therapeutically and safely aids in each students’ asana evolution. She has been leading yoga retreats around the…
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